Monday Morning Happy Hour

Robot bartenders. There are quite a few prototypes out there. Die Robots! will submit a battle between these atrocities and their human counterparts in celebration of Happy Hour Mondays. Because if any day needs a happy hour, it's Monday.

Try not to be enticed by the sweet soundtrack, this robot is out to get you. Sure, I could go on the old "taking a fleshies job" rant, but really, this thing is slow! I could drink 'em faster than it is pouring/opening them, and I was never in a frat.

This guy actually pours it out, and can walk up and down stairs. Do that, Machine.